To just sleep in a car like this, with your best friend or boyfriend and not worry because its just you two and tomorrow you’re just going to climb out of bed and into the front of the car where you’ll drive off. Another day on your road trip together, living, laughing, loving.
But then you hear a noise outside. Your friend goes to investigate and never comes back. You wait, and then decide to go looking for them. You grab a torch and climb out and scan the trees with the light.
You hear a dripping noise behind you.
You turn around and see water dripping onto the car, but it’s not raining. You shine the torch onto the water, and realise it’s red. It’s blood. You look up, and there’s your friend, hanging from the tree above, stomach ripped open and hand reaching down, dripping blood.
You go to scream but then something hits you from behind.
You were in the first five minutes of Supernatural.
“you wanna see my breasts” i say seductively to my boyfriend. i unbutton my shirt to reveal two large, succulent cuts of meat. i am a chicken. why do i have a boyfriend. why am i wearing clothes
#How to be so Hetero: A Guide by Dr. John Hamish Watson, M.D.
dream mandream dream
The Doctor’s name should be Justin Time.
I’m naked what’s up
definitely not anyone’s dick
if I was an actor in something popular, I’d go to cons cosplaying that character
except I’d get a really shitty party wig and sew a terrible outfit out of costume satin
and then if I got called out on how terrible my cosplay was
I’d rip off the wig and tearaway cosplay, revealing my real hair and outfit underneath
and be like
“I AM THAT CHARACTER”
Ok, so I am writing an article for my schools newspaper on Fandoms and Tumblr. I am going to write about the Mishapocalypse too, and i need an estimated number of people who participated, so please please please reblog this post if you participated in the Mishapocalypse!!!
Thank youuuuuouu :D :D :D
Petition for Mark Sheppard to appear in season 3 of Sherlock, so he could be the one actor to play them all,
one actor to bind them,
one actor to bring them all together
and in Superwholock to bind them.
I CANT GET OVER JACK’S